And this is me. Practically perfect in every way.

This is me and my blog. Here are 10 fabulous things about ME! (though there are a billion)

# 1- I can move my lip with an invisible string.

# 2- I can move my nose like a bunny.

# 3- I inherited my mother's flower tongue.

# 4- I am twins with her too. Only separated by age.

# 5- I make friends fast.

# 6- I'm super flexible

# 7- my mother calls me her "right arm". But really I'm more like her brain.

# 8- I love cleaning my room.

# 9- I go to be better than anyone in my house. I ONLY LOVE MY BED!

#10- Every year I get my "favorite" teacher in school. Cuz I can't choose.

Even though I'm all of these irresistible things, please love me.

My totally NUTTSY bothers

This is McKay and Cole. The stinkies of my family! (just joking) They love to torment me. They are the best of buddies and I don't have a sister, so I'm bitter. Their room is color coated camouflage because they think war is cool. (weird) Here are 10 reasons I think they are completely NUTS!

McKay

# 1- he has a billion and 1 stuffed animals on his bed.

# 2- he sleeps with his c.d. player

# 3- he bought 3 chickens with his birthday money.

# 4- he never feeds his gecko. (unless moms threatens him to.)

# 5- he is a Nintendo- ahlolic

# 6- he loves cold weather.

# 7- he scores every goal in soccer.

# 8- he loves to eat any food.

# 9- he stores his hats on the bed post.

#10- he has my mom wrapped around his finger.

Cole

# 1- nobody can say "no" to his dimple smile.

# 2- he loves the park, McDonald's (yuk) and Grandma.

# 3- Cole plays with my wigs.

# 4- we call his bed the "toy box". No explanation needed.

# 5- he sleeps in his clothes on so he will be the first one ready in the morning.

# 6- he is a cuddle bug.

# 7- he builds huts out of couch cushions. It makes my mom "real happy".

# 8- his finger nails and toe nails are always long. Even after they are cut.

# 9- he wants to copy everything about his dad.

#10-he has a sound effect for everything he does. Like when he runs he pretends he is Lightening McQueen.

Even though my brothers are completely nuts. I still enjoy their company.

WAAAAAAAAAKY DAD!

One day when my dad was in D.C., McKay decided to take a picture of him driving. (weird.)

Dad got lost driving there.

My dad is WWWAAAAAAKKKYY in a million ways. Here is a list of 10.

# 1- he always wears a hat.

# 2- he makes up the wwweirdest songs (EVER!)

# 3- when we walk to church he talks about fire hydrants and blue stake markings.

# 4- his toe nails grow like weeds.

# 5- he brushes his hair with his fingernails.

# 6- he's the Netti Nazi.

# 7- he likes to ride the city bus.

# 8- he talks to our chickens.

# 9- he used to blow his nose at the dinner table. (I got mad at him for that!)

#10-he is sooooooo ticklish.

Even though he is all of these things, I still love him.

CRAAAAAAAAAAZY MOM

On a crazy after noon, my mom decided to take a picture of her po lip.

There are billions of ways my mom is crazy! Here is a list of ten.

# 1- she always acts silly.

# 2- she took that "amazing" picture of herself.

# 3- she always jokes around with us.

# 4- she dances like a goof.

# 5- she sometimes wears my dad's clothes.

# 6- she laughs extremely hard.

# 7- she talks in silly voices sometimes.

# 8- she sings lots of goofy songs.

# 9- in this picture she's staring into space.

#10- she can put her tongue into a flower shape.

Even though she is all these crazy things, I still love her.